Fluffy Ann

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Number Fifty-eight

Where ARE you people when I need you?!??! I need to vent!

Yeah, well, happy St. Paddy's Day. I'm going to write a book on how to kill the mood. I guess this will be Chapter 10 or something: "How to kill St. Patrick's Day." Well, there ya go. Go eat some cornbeef or something.

Number Fifty-seven

Great moment in Family Guy history: When Brian and Stewey are on a tour in Germany because Stewey wants to go to Europe to visit Jolly Land. Brian asks the German tour guide why he is omitting all information about Germany from 1939-1945. He asks something like, "What about 1939? Germany attacked Poland in 1939." The tour guide replies, "We were invited! Punch was served! Check with Poland!"

The other day, Dr. Gill said that a good archetypal reading is the equivalent to talking dirty in literature. I got a 93 on my archetypal reading of Saving Private Ryan!! I guess he liked the way I talked dirty. :D

Ooooo dang. This sleeping pill is starting to hit me.

If you want to visit a great blog, go to: http://in2thedark.blogspot.com. Best guy's blog I've ever read.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Number Fifty-six

My mom wrote me this today. I thought it was beautiful.

Hi Love,
I don't know what got into me, I've never done this before in my life, but I just googled myself! I put in "annie mccoy loveland"and it pulled up an Elizabeth Ann McCoy [my name is Elizabeth Ann Loveland] who is on the President's Honor Roll at the Univ. of Wisconsin!! What can I say... it's just a name with great promise and potential. :)

My dance teacher this morning also said to me, "Did you know your name means 'consecrated to God'?"

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Number Fifty-five

My three favorite commercials right now:
1. "How do you feel between Reeses?"
2. The McDonald's Chicken Selects commercial where the guy is like, "Oh, now they've got a dipping sauce involved. It's worse than I thought. Dippity dip dip dip."
3. The Hershey's commercial where the guy says something, "You know, girls are nuts anyway. Then you give them chocolate, and it's like, 'Oh my God, Chocolate! I love chocolate!!' Anyway, it's a great way to meet girls."

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes for the day:
"It's like my pool is tearin' ass all around the backyard." (Carl referring to his pool that he decorated with neon lights)
"We can still melt him. Like, I have this bitchin' hair dryer."

Friday, March 04, 2005

Number Fifty-four

Dr. Day's Quote Board:

"With Cleopatra, you never knew if she was going to kiss you or scratch your eyes out, but you knew you were in for a time." (in reference to Antony & Cleopatra)

"He makes me look like a pussy cat." (in reference to Bill O'Reilly)

"The dead are not supposed to be hanging around. It's really bad form." (in reference to ghosts)

"Anti-personality whatever-the-shit." (in reference to sociopaths)

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Fifty-three

"Think of me,
Think of me fondly when we've said goodbye.
Remember me,
Once in a while-- please promise me you'll try.
When you find
That once again you long
To take your heart back and be free
If you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me.

We never said
Our love was evergreen
Or as unchanging as the sea,
but if you can still remember, stop and think of me.

Think of all the things we've shared and seen;
Don't think about the way things which might have been.

Think of me,
Think of me waking, silent and resigned.
Imagine me,
Trying too hard to put you from my mind.
Recall those days,
Look back on all those times, think of the things we'll never do
There will never be a day when I won't think of you.

Flowers fade,
The fruits of summer fade,
They have their seasons; so do we.
But please promise that sometimes
You will think of me."

("Think of Me," Phantom of the Opera, Andrew Lloyd Webber)

Number Fifty-two

Have ya'll seen Dave Chapelle's "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch??" OH MY GOSH.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Number Fifty-one

Much too overlooked song: "Fat-bottomed Girls" by Queen
Rachel Bruno's alternative title: "The original 'Baby Got Back'"

"Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight,
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out,
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round."

I LOVE QUEEN!